Laugh now, Alligator.

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dragon-in-a-fez:

sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

you just put every marriage counsellor out of business

yeffyaboyuice:

Do you ever just hate someone so much that whenever they do literally ANYTHING you’re like

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desmondkilometers:

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”